Did you laugh on this joke.. (for indians who love sardars)?!
Question: Letter from mom to his son...
Dear Banta
Vahe Guru !
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter .
Answers: Letter from mom to his son...
Dear Banta
Vahe Guru !
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter .
It is not fantastic. Please do not ridicule Sardarjis. You must know that they killed 30,00,000 Muslims in 1947( particularly in Patiala, Faridkot, Nabha, Kapurthala & Amritsar where they{Muslims}were over 80 %) by order of then India's highly communal home minister blindly without thinking its long term effects on psyche of people of that zone. They abducted 1,00,000 Muslim girls & made them Sardarnis. The beautiful & slim figured new generations in Sardar's families have been born out of those Muslim girls. I know many of them. In Patiala & Amritsar they paraded processions og naked Muslim girls & women deliberately in front of all mosques & later killed them along with burning mosques too. The gruesome story of Chowk Parag Das of Amritsar is still fresh in memories of many. All are well docomented nicely. Muslims belonging those areas say whenever they acquire strength in future, they will retaliate similarly( though Islam prohibits such actions in return). Sikh men are believed to keep long hairs only as an oath to eliminate all Muslims & they will cut them only after achieving that goal, I was told by a Sikh Granthi.
Most of jokes on Sikhs are on curd bowl & presuming them to be of brainless but that is itself a wrong belief.
I wonder why no joke is made on their actions of loot, rape & murder at large scales in 1947 which they did extremely efficiently. A big award of efficiency must have been given to them on that. But Sardarjis are very wise & prudent too. After their massacre in 1984 & afterwards in Delhi , Kanpur & elsewhere , they said that it was a big mistake by them in 1947 to obey Sardar Patel which will never be repeated but Jats of Punjab & Haryana openly say that whatever they did against Muslims in 1947 was correct & justified. Sardars are haredest working people of the subcontinent, undoubtedly.
I'd like to let you know a better Sardarji joke :
In 1978 when USA's satellite was to fall before schedule, it was opined that it would fall in India causing massive damages. A Sardarji in Delhi thought of fooling all non- Sardarjis to take revenge of ridiculing them, started running & shouting in a big bazaar of Delhi as, "Woh Skylab gira , woh Skylab gira(See, there skylab fell, there skylab fell)." Many people followed behind him running & asking, " kahaan, kahaan(where, where) ." He did so for long time to gather a big crowd . Now he decided to fool all saying that Sardarjis are very wise & you non-Sardars are all great fools that a Sardarji has made you fool in so large number as there is no skylab anywhere to fall & I made you fool like this. To say this only when he turned his face behind to look back & found that all persons running behind in large number were Sardarjis only.
This is a joke only & not reality. I'm sorry for presenting this one.
Bhalle Bhalle - hehe
hahahahaha ............so funny i keep laughin even when i am telling my frens...haha..fought bravely and drowned?!!!haha
ha, funny
I loved it! I laughed so hard... my mom asked me what I was doing and then pointed out the obvious... I need to be doing homework... lol
that's cool!!
i always love sardar ji's jokes.they r funny
no
Still lame...follow this link..http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
The one about 500 hundred men under him in the cemetery is a knee slapper! lol
Veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. i love it.
cute letter--I had a few laughs--in your next question please post the reply to the above letter so we can comment again.
Hilarious!