Her Me Duckies!!!A Dr examines a Cowboy with back problems and asks if he's !
Question: "Nope",replies the cowboy."That's odd"says the Dr,"I thought a cowboy's job was pretty dangerous."It sure is,replies the cowboy."Last week I was kicked by a mule,thrown by a mustang,and bit by a snake."
"And you don't call those accidents?"asks the Dr."No,sir"replies the cowboy,"those vermints done it on purpose".
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A blonde has her hair dyed brown.A few days later she's out driving through the countryside when she stops her car to let a flock of sheep pass.Admiriing the cute woolly creatures,she says,to the shepard,"If I can guess how many sheep you have,can I take one?"The shepard agress,so the blonde thinks for a moment and says,"352".The shepard is amazed,"You're right"Which sheep do you want?"The blonde picks the cutest animal.The sheperd says to her,"Okay.How's this for a bet?If I can guess your real hair colour,can I have my dog back?"
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Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
There me Duckies pls enjoy love you all.xxxx
Answers: "Nope",replies the cowboy."That's odd"says the Dr,"I thought a cowboy's job was pretty dangerous."It sure is,replies the cowboy."Last week I was kicked by a mule,thrown by a mustang,and bit by a snake."
"And you don't call those accidents?"asks the Dr."No,sir"replies the cowboy,"those vermints done it on purpose".
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A blonde has her hair dyed brown.A few days later she's out driving through the countryside when she stops her car to let a flock of sheep pass.Admiriing the cute woolly creatures,she says,to the shepard,"If I can guess how many sheep you have,can I take one?"The shepard agress,so the blonde thinks for a moment and says,"352".The shepard is amazed,"You're right"Which sheep do you want?"The blonde picks the cutest animal.The sheperd says to her,"Okay.How's this for a bet?If I can guess your real hair colour,can I have my dog back?"
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Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
There me Duckies pls enjoy love you all.xxxx
Fantastic as always. Have a star.
I love blondes even more than I love blonde jokes.
you could be the new prozac!
LOL. Even though I love being blonde
LOL that was great.
very good, all of them ;0) even though im blonde!!
lol
llz i lykd the 2nd one =]
All righty then!
hahaha! very funnylol....star 4u hun.
very funny =P
lol, good one :-) and a Star
funny!
thanx for the laugh
I've heard some of these before but they never cease to amuse me.