Does this make you groan and moan?!
Question: A French thief breaks into the Louvre and steals some paintings, makes it out of the building and into his van. Speeds away, only to run out of gas 2 blocks from the gallery.
When questioned about how he could mastermind such a daring heist and then make such an obvious error in his planning.
"Monsieur, zat ees the very reason I stole zee paintings."
"I had no Monet, to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh."
I submit this because I have nothing Toulouse.
Answers: A French thief breaks into the Louvre and steals some paintings, makes it out of the building and into his van. Speeds away, only to run out of gas 2 blocks from the gallery.
When questioned about how he could mastermind such a daring heist and then make such an obvious error in his planning.
"Monsieur, zat ees the very reason I stole zee paintings."
"I had no Monet, to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh."
I submit this because I have nothing Toulouse.
Nicely done --- I love zees !! Absolutely no moaning or groaning. Big yellow star for you Pierre.
*sigh*
Yes - it made me groan!!!
LOL!!!
*sweat*
it makes me laugh
groaning like the chair under a fat bird.
toulouse was a good touch.
im almost impressed.
it's funny :)
**maniacally laughing**
uhhh....
It got a smirk.
hahahahahahahahaha! that was areally good joke i cant stop laughing! you got any more!!!!!
good, clean fun = groan...jus kiddin good joke
Yes, and every time I go to put in zee petrol I moan &groan also!
funny
made me chuckle but I like word plays
It's more clever than funny, but I enjoyed it.
LOL I found it funny
Rag on
bonne(good)!
I sent this joke to a friend, he almost pee in this pants.....Ha ,ha,ha
lol! I like a lil goofy question once in a while!
Yes it does make me groan and moan, as do French thieves!!!