English/irish/scots daughters?!
Question: An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are all in a bar talking about their daughters.
The Englishman says, "I was in my daughter's room the other day and I found a bottle of vodka. I didn't even know she drank."
The Scotsman says, "I was in my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked."
The Irishman says, "Well, I was in my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of Durex. I didn't even know she had a dick."
Answers: An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are all in a bar talking about their daughters.
The Englishman says, "I was in my daughter's room the other day and I found a bottle of vodka. I didn't even know she drank."
The Scotsman says, "I was in my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked."
The Irishman says, "Well, I was in my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of Durex. I didn't even know she had a dick."
.......lol.........lol......
.......thats the best joke ive heard all day.......
.....and its nothing to do with yr looks......even if u were a munching munter i wd still have said the same......er ...mind you it doesnt do any harm to look nice.......i think i get it
LoL!
like that, so a star for you!
hilarious lol*
haha well funny
star 4 u
well i never .lol
I laughed out loud! Don't you just love the Irish!
lmfao star 4 u
i dont get it BUT i will soon or eventually.*concentrates* lol xxxx
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely joke!!! Oi laffed me freakin' ed off!!!
lol..hahaha...bwhaahahhaha......very funny...hahahahahaa
not funny
Great joke!!!
Ha, I like it!
LMAO!