The Farmhand?!
Question: A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem.
I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck.
He's still wriggling - what should I do?
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
Answers: A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem.
I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck.
He's still wriggling - what should I do?
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
Oh no wonder I love you so......
YOU have the market on Groaners!!!
& I can quit laughing!!!
:)
Laughed, despite the sick humour.
aw - aw --aw -aw .lol
lol that was funny
ha ha ha v good,,,,
hehe..oops!
That was hilarious!!
Got the giggles now!!
* for you!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Golden oldie :)
LMFAO THAT WAS GR8 STAR 4 U X
OMG!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Gotta love a good "pig" joke! lol.
lol
funny
thanks for sharing
LMSUIAOSFHISMS Now that's a funny joke, thanks for the laugh
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tht was great, really funny ; D