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Question: Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
she called me to get my phone number.

spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

tried to drown a fish.

thought a quarterback was a refund.

got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

tripped over a cordless phone.


Answers: Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
she called me to get my phone number.

spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

tried to drown a fish.

thought a quarterback was a refund.

got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

tripped over a cordless phone.

Yes. Mostly no, but other wise yes. that is funny and funny! =)
(KINDA SOUNDS LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS!)

I'm a blondie, but love the jokes, they are good I must admit. lol.

haha

yes ive heard a couple of them

pretty good. alot of those jokes tho were yo mamma jokes

i get tired of that o....

on the NEWS ALL THE TIME.....

hate britney.....

ha funny!

some blond are dumb but some are real smart. those are some funny jokes

he hehe hehehe

o
my
goodness
HILARIOUS!!!!!
starstarstarstar definetly!!! luv them!

these r hilarious!ilove them?



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