A joke and a riddle?!


Question: There is a guy who's driving by a house when his car breaks down so he goes to the house and knocks on the door, an old guy comes out and he asks the old guy if he can stay the night, the guy says 'sure but don't touch my purple gorrila'
'you don't have a purple gorrila'
'yes i do'
'show me'
so the old guy opens a trapdoor in the greenhouse and and goes down the ladder to a curtain, he pulls back the curtain and there's a cage with a purple gorila
the old guy says
'see i showed you my gorrila now you go to sleep'
as the man is sleeping he wonders what would happen if he touched the gorrila, so he walked to the greenhouse opened the trapdoor and touched the gorrila. THe gorrila screamed and bent the bars open, the man screamed too and ran, as he was going to the house he tripped, the gorrila loomed over him ominously






and touched him and said 'you're it'



RIDDLE
_______
Out of the eater something to eat
out of the strong something sweet
what is it?


Answers: There is a guy who's driving by a house when his car breaks down so he goes to the house and knocks on the door, an old guy comes out and he asks the old guy if he can stay the night, the guy says 'sure but don't touch my purple gorrila'
'you don't have a purple gorrila'
'yes i do'
'show me'
so the old guy opens a trapdoor in the greenhouse and and goes down the ladder to a curtain, he pulls back the curtain and there's a cage with a purple gorila
the old guy says
'see i showed you my gorrila now you go to sleep'
as the man is sleeping he wonders what would happen if he touched the gorrila, so he walked to the greenhouse opened the trapdoor and touched the gorrila. THe gorrila screamed and bent the bars open, the man screamed too and ran, as he was going to the house he tripped, the gorrila loomed over him ominously






and touched him and said 'you're it'



RIDDLE
_______
Out of the eater something to eat
out of the strong something sweet
what is it?

It;s from the Bible, Samson... Honey in a lions carcas.

STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!
BLUEBERRY?
RASBERRY?
POO?
HELP? AM I RIGHT?! TELL ME!

peter pipper picker pepper cause i write ryhmes 50cent rythme a lil but i pop nines ----its a riddle

funny joke


CORN



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