2 good Jokes- Star if you think they are funny!?!
Question: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 7 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
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Dey were funny 2 me.
Im not a perv but they made me laugh.
Stars?
Answers: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 7 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
--------------------------------------...
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
--------------------------------------...
Dey were funny 2 me.
Im not a perv but they made me laugh.
Stars?
Haha dat was funny.
So I starred it.
Thanks for the jokee!
:) (:
Not bad, they were worth a chuckle
haha dork
thats gr8 m8. heard the police officer one b4 tho
and another thing happened to bob to makehim dissapear...
Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming into work today."
The boss says:
"You know Bob I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."
those r mad funny i like the first one first
The first one was ok.
WOW!!! Superb jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
very funny, two great jokes made me giggle too and yes u can have a star
Pretty funny!
the frst 1 is gooood----gets a loooooooooooooooooooooooool
2nd.........not so funny
wow thats funny I think the 1st one is better
ROFLMAO I LOVE IT.
I like um.lol
Good One! Thumbs up and a star!
LMOA times 10000000000000
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ohhh they were extremely funny loooooooool exellent :)