Couple on their wedding anniversary....?!
Question: ...book into the same hotel they had spent their wedding night exactly 25 years ago.
They begin to get close and things start hotting up. She then stops and says seductively "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable for you", and dissappears into the bathroom.
She comes back in wearing the same slinky black negligee she wore all those years ago.
"Can you remember what you said to me as i stood here like this on our wedding night?" she says to him.
"Yes, I said i wanted to suck your t!ts dry and f*ck your brains out.." he replies.
"And what are you thinking now?" she says.
he replies, "I'm thinking i did a bloody good job!"
sorry if you've heard it before but i like it! x
Answers: ...book into the same hotel they had spent their wedding night exactly 25 years ago.
They begin to get close and things start hotting up. She then stops and says seductively "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable for you", and dissappears into the bathroom.
She comes back in wearing the same slinky black negligee she wore all those years ago.
"Can you remember what you said to me as i stood here like this on our wedding night?" she says to him.
"Yes, I said i wanted to suck your t!ts dry and f*ck your brains out.." he replies.
"And what are you thinking now?" she says.
he replies, "I'm thinking i did a bloody good job!"
sorry if you've heard it before but i like it! x
I have never heard it. I actually did laugh out loud. Unexpected. Thanks * for you.
I've never heard it and laughed my *** off.
LMAO
That is really funny! have a *
LOL, star.
lol
it also goes i wanted 2 suck ur t!ts dry. did a good job. lol
so funny, lol
Love it, laughed my a*se off.
he he he v good,,,,
lol.lol
lol nice one*