Wat would you do if your girlfriend wanted to do it with you in the middle of a !
Question: id throw my coat into the shopping cart put her on it and nail her while we're rolling down the dairy isle
Answers: id throw my coat into the shopping cart put her on it and nail her while we're rolling down the dairy isle
i would pull her on me (makin out w/ her) carry her to the car & fu(k her in the backseat OR id make out w/ her all the way to the back of the store go into th storage part and f*(k her standing up
or @ least that wat my bf would do w/ me if i wanted 2 nail him in the store
umm id tell her 'lets go to the bathroom'
and then do eet
and make some babies
D:
tell her to wait..... i guess.
I would say, "Hey, I'm going to whip out a cucumber and lets divide these egg plants." Then I'll put on some plastic wrap and use a little crisco because the donuts are dry.
Then I would thank her for letting me put mayonnaise all over her mouth and gladly walk home with a limp because the cucumber had been soaked in pickle juice.
how this a joke/riddle?
Ill tell her to wait till we are married.
I'd hand her a cucumber, & say, "If sex with me isn't exciting enough at home, here.....have at it! But if anybody asks, I don't know you. Embarrass yourself, if you want to, but you already know I'm too reserved to do it in public. Grow up!"