Tell me any jokes you know!?!
Question: I'm in the mood to laugh...
Answers: I'm in the mood to laugh...
A plane is about to crash There are 5 passangers on board,but there are only 4 parachutes.
The first passanger:
I am Ronaldo the best football player in the world the football world needs me and I can not die on my fans He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane
The secend passanger Hillary Clinton:
I am the wife of the fromer president of the US I am senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the US in the future, she took the parachute and jumps.
The third passanger is George W.Bush.:
I am president of the US.I have huge responsibilities in the world.Besides I am smartest president in the history of my country and can't shun the responsibility to my people by dying He grabs a pack and jumps of the plane
The forth passenger the Pop says to the fifth passenger a young school boy
I amold I have lived my life I shall leave the last parachute to U
Boy says
There are 2 parachute for each of us the smartest president took my school
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my school bag LMAO!!!!!!
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