An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man!
Question: An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had
sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins? "
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody."
Answers: An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had
sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins? "
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody."
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that's really funny! LOL
HAHAHAHA!!!
I'm stealing that joke!
cute
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haha.
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I'm impressed... tee hee. : )
LMAO
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good one
lmfao, thanks I needed a laugh!
Thats just damn funny!
what ,a bad man
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Yahoo for him.
cool
Come again? Where is this church, particularly the location of the motel.
thAtsz reaLLyy fUnny !! =D
oh my gosh that funny
omg,that's hilarious!Did you make that up?
usually in old age i have seen people repeating watever they have done.?????
He sure has a wow time.
I'm listening "elderly man" congradulations and I'd like to shake your hand (after you give me your secret)
Very funny in a way, but also a little bit of anti- Jewishness slips in, why may I ask could it not just have been 'I am not a catholic but I am 92 so I am telling everybody?'. That would have made it very funny, without the whiff!.
OMG that is hilarious, where do you find such funny jokes
Whoa! LOL
HAHAHAHA!
WOO!
10/10
THAT IS FUNNY!
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