Why did the ghost cross the road??!
Question: to get to the other side
this was a christmas cracker joke do you know any??
Answers: to get to the other side
this was a christmas cracker joke do you know any??
What is Santa's favorite pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
Again from a cracker but i thought it was one of the better ones.
haa haa
lol I don't know any
that was a classic
what's a pikey's favorite carol
............rosanna in de hi-ace
He hadn't the guts to remain on the same side cos he has nobody with him.
Shoot and a miss
yes what do you call a man with a couple of slices of bacon on his head........ahmed!!
lmao...star.
Well...this is more like a short joke, but here it is:
"Thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas," little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever got."
"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.
in spectre was a reason .lol
spooky joke keep it up
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
wi jammin !!