Alligator shoes...funny ?!
Question: A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades
while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes
in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one
of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little
lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch
an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving
home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep
in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car
to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming rapidly
toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots
the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
were 7 more dead gators,
Answers: A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades
while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes
in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one
of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little
lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch
an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving
home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep
in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car
to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming rapidly
toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots
the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
were 7 more dead gators,
crocadile tears.lol
LOL
One of the better blonde jokes Ive heard!! *
great joke
hahahaha, only a blonde lol
10/10 very good, lol
Gosh I'm having a blond moment here, I thought at first she had big feet!!
LOL!!
Star for you!! *
haha....damn good!!
Hilarious.
Heard it before, but it's still great!!!
Very funny thanks
LOL. funny
I just got it no lost wait yes .....no what ohh i get it wait
Very funny....
But I feel so sorry for that blond girl.
May be I buy a pair of alligator shoes for her...
Aaron.
lol
lmao...star.
I got a feeling that was coming lmao
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Lol Honey now that was ssoo very funny,here have a star.xxx
hehehe, i tried that and came away empty handed too, pmsl
star time
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bet she's still looking
star
could only be a blonde lol
liked it
lol
Very funny
I like it.
LOL, good one, star.
Your sooo Funnie today!!!
LOL!!!
:)
haha XD
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wht is ur secret? how could u be tht wonderful?
is it something u drink or something u do? plz tell me
hahahaha ; D