All-night Duty...funny ?!
Question: A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty
at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home
four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept
into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily
sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down
to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some
aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, honey, " he said, and feeling
his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to
the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say, "
said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick
of the 8th District?"
"Yes, I am, " said the officer.
"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the
Fire Chief's uniform?"
Answers: A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty
at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home
four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept
into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily
sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down
to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some
aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, honey, " he said, and feeling
his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to
the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say, "
said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick
of the 8th District?"
"Yes, I am, " said the officer.
"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the
Fire Chief's uniform?"
excellent :-)
hahaha good one lol.....wonder if the fire chief grabbed his clothes lol
LOL
very funny LOL
Ha, ha, ha!!
Caught in the act!!
Good one!!
Star for you!! *
Naughty naughty LOL
LMAO!
That is a good one, thanks for the laugh!
lmao!!!!! That's the best one I've read yet!!!! Very comical!
Very good thanks
lol i like it
Holy freaking crap LOL
nice one, lol
LOL!!! 10/10
Very good... Bahama good !!!
Aaron.
LMAO too funny.
lol funny.
lmao...star.
ROFL!!!! 10/10
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Lol very very naughty but also very good ,here have a star.xxx
hehehe, must like his hose then, pmsl
star time
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well my hose is rather special, just ask mum
star award
lol how she gonna explain THAT one
Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!
LOL, excellent joke, star.
lol nice joke have a star
This Was GREAT!!!!
LOL!!!!
thanx for the laugh!!
:)
hahahahahahahahahaha
u know something, last sunday was "the Swap Day",
so i guess the Fire cheif, exchange the uniform with the wife
hahahahahahhahahaha ;D