Another naughty one......?!


Question: A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's
head off and shoot the guy's dick off." The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"


Answers: A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's
head off and shoot the guy's dick off." The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

Pretty much the same joke, but a little longer....Someone posted this the other day....


Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their
local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do
you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'

'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and enjoyed
the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course,
one of the friends asked the newcomer, 'What do you do for a living?'

'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.

'You're joking!' was the response.

'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. 'Here
are my tools.'

'That's a beautiful telescopic sight,' said the other friend, 'Can I
take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.' So he
picked up the rif le and looked through the sight in the direction of his
house.

'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see
right in the window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I
can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with
her...... He's naked, too!!!

He turned to the hit man, 'How much do you charge for a hit?'

'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull
the trigger.'

'Can you do two for me now?'

'Sure, what do you want?'

'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the
mouth.'

'Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to
teach him a lesson.'

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a
few minutes.

'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend impatiently.

'Just be patient,'said the hit man calmly, 'I think I can save you a
grand here...

that's horrible but hilarious LMAO

You vixen Patty, lmao... good joke!

Hi Patty....Have heard this one already but still good for a chuckle and a *star !



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