Does anyone know these riddles? Why did the carpet installer quit his job?!
Question: What happend to the owl who swallowed a watch?
Answers: What happend to the owl who swallowed a watch?
He got tired of only laying carpet! I think he was ticked, that he had done such a thing!
What happend to the owl who swallowed a watch?
My answer - No one knows, because they didn't give a hoot! =P
HE DIDNT GIVE A HOOT!