Joke: Can a women be this mean? jimi4950?!
Question: An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight home and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down."
Answers: An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight home and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down."
Good one, Jimi!
haha!!
hahahahaha!
Great joke!
One funny joke...thanks for sharing....star of you!!!!
Heard it before, it's still be funny. Yes, women can be that mean.
Good one.
OMG!!hahahaha ,lol good one
that was funny!!!
Nice punch line. Unexpected and lame, and that's funny!
Good set up too! ;-)
ha ha ha, so funny, lol
hahhaha
whew! I think women are not bad. maybe its just the woman in the joke that s afraid of the old man's words thats why she did it.
Heh, good one!
a lovely joke which
sparks off intelligence
and forethought of the lady!
yes we can... lol star for you
Yeah !!!
Let him dig
until Judgment Day !!!
Yeah !!! Hallelujah !!! And Amen.
Good one!!
Aaron.
Oh yes we can!!!!!!!!!!!!!
especially if we've been screwed over too many times by the same man!!!!!!!!
That was a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love that one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Undisputedly the best joke of the day! Truly amazing punch line knocked the ******* off me! Thanks I really loved it!!!