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Question: Just Like a Gub'ment Official
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and
talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your
farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over
yonder."
The Agriculture representative said, "Mr. I have the authority of the U. S.
Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go
WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or answered.
Do you understand?"
The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard
loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running for the fence
and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was
madder than a nest full of hornets. The bull was gaining on the Rep at
every step.
The Old farmer called out, "Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"
Answers: Just Like a Gub'ment Official
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and
talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your
farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over
yonder."
The Agriculture representative said, "Mr. I have the authority of the U. S.
Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go
WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or answered.
Do you understand?"
The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard
loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running for the fence
and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was
madder than a nest full of hornets. The bull was gaining on the Rep at
every step.
The Old farmer called out, "Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"
10.......hahahaha! thats what he gets!
10
**lol***
11 I love that one!!
10 Very nice
hahaha....lol,really very funny,10 out of 10!!!!
Very good - a nine.
10 ! that was excellent!star for you!
lol that was good
10/10