Create a small story using the following elements: Best story gets 10p's!!!?!
Question: The story must take place in one or more of the following locations:
-Dry cleaner
-Subway (fastfood)
-Delta Halo
-Movies
The story must include the following items:
-cheesecake
-Vanessa Anne Hudgens
-Master Chief
-M-16 assault rifle
-4 rabid Parakeets
-18 poisonous mules
-Land Rover
-Welcome to senegal postcard
-Superman
-Any of the Spears sisters
Good luck!!! Be creative!!!!
Answers: The story must take place in one or more of the following locations:
-Dry cleaner
-Subway (fastfood)
-Delta Halo
-Movies
The story must include the following items:
-cheesecake
-Vanessa Anne Hudgens
-Master Chief
-M-16 assault rifle
-4 rabid Parakeets
-18 poisonous mules
-Land Rover
-Welcome to senegal postcard
-Superman
-Any of the Spears sisters
Good luck!!! Be creative!!!!
Sounds fun! I intend to participate. I'll edit this and post a link to the story I come up with once I finish it.
Edit - And here it is: http://writer-maverick.livejournal.com/1...
i was on my way to the MOVIES with my best friend VANNESSA ANNE HUDGENS in the passengers side; when all of the sudden BRITNEY SPEARS dressed as SUPERMAN jumped on top of my new 08 LAND ROVER armed with 4 RABID PARAKEETS, 18 POISONOUS MULES, and an M-16 ASSAULT RIFLE demanding for my CHEESECAKE from a very popular MASTER CHIEF from New YORK. instead i threw my "WELCOME TO SENEGAL " POSTCARD at her and turned on my windshields and ran that BIATCH over! =)
One day at a dry cleaning in the middle of no where Britney Spears is shoving cheeze cakes down her throat tthat came with a card tht said WELACOME TO SENEGAL. Suddenly master cheif come crashing in with a gigantic land rover filled with 18 poisionus mules to assassinate britney. Just as he was about to shot his M-16 at her head superman and his 4 poisonus parakeets come in and blocks the shot. Britney is saved (unfortunatly) and the 2 forces fight each other. not surprisingly superman and britney is the only 1 left. As master chief's last breath he calls in the secret weapon. Venessa Anne Hudgens came out of nowhere to aid master cheif. Superman used his x-ray vision on Venessa (suposidly to find any weapons underneath her cloths but we no y he was doin it) He detecrted no weapons. She starts to sing and Superman is falling onto the ground. Bullets may not hurt his eyes but bad singing can b very deadly. superman dies and venessa send britney to the mental instution.
the end
Joe walked up to the counter at the dry cleaner on Main Street. In the back he could see his suit, hung and pressed, awaiting for him to wear it to his confrence. A bell chimed as the door was opened. Joe turned around to see no one other than Vanessa Ann Hudgens walking in with a sun dress in need of some serious cleaning.
Joe just stared. Vanessa Ann Hudges smiled at him. "So, I guess you have never seen a celebrity before, have you?"
Joe laughed to himself. Her a celebrity? Yeah right! Vanessa starting staring at Joe while he was laughing to himself. Joe caught the stare and made small talk. "So, you going anywhere?" Nice, thought Joe, he had just practically asked her out.
"Oh the baby shower for Jamie Lynn Spears! I love that kid!" she giggled.
Joe laughed again, but then caught himself. "Oh Yeah? What are you getting her?"
"Um, well. I decided that I was going a all expense paid vacation to Senegal! For her and her boyfriend! Isn't it cute! I decided that I am just going to wrap a Welcome to Senegal Post card, and there will be tickets inside!"
Well, Thought Joe, I personally would buy a M-1 assault rifle, the Spears could use one. Or maybe the Master Chief would do a better job. Yeah, he would. "Aww that is so sweet." There was an awkwards silence. Where was the Dry Cleaning Lady! Joe looked around the Cleaners. What he noticed most was Vanessa's Superman Tee Shirt which was made out of faces. They were all Zac Efrons. He shivered. "Well." Said Joe. "I hope there will be good food!"
"Oh, there will be tons of cheese cake! Jamie has started a huge craving for its cheesy goodness!" Vanessa giggled. Why does she giggle so much? Joe wondered.
Vanessa started to stare into space, so Joe grabbed an old NY times that was propped on a small table. The news read of a plague that had broken out in the animal world. It started with 4 rabid parakeets, and then the panadamic moved to mules, where the side affect was that they became poisonous.
Vanessa saw him reading the headline. "Awww! I feel so sorry for the poor little animals! Did you hear it spread to some dogs. Tinkerbell is no more! She caught it and was euthanized! So terrible! I hear that Paris is going to be at the party wearing a doggy costume! It will be so precious!"
The old lady finally gave Joe his suit. Joe paid the outrageous fee and said good bye to his dry cleaning "buddy." Joe rolled his eyes as he stepped into his Ponitac. The whole conversation was ridiculous! Especially the dog thing! I mean Please! he thought to himself. But as he was going down the Interstate, he looked over to the lane on his left. In the Red Land Rover was Paris Hilton, in a dog costume.
I walked into subway for a doublemeat feast and there was this chic I'd seen nude photos of on some free porn website. I could not remember her name but she was some hot cheesecake. I took a photo of her with my phone, sent it to Master Chief Hudgens, my boss at the recruiting station. I was worried that she might have noticed. I sat there listening to 18 poisonous mules, no it was 4 rabid parakeets, some tune from the welcome to Senegal postcard album, bouncing in my ears when it happened. Superman comes in to my subway and needs an m-16. Vanessa, that's the cheesecake, she runs out to her Land Rover and grabs her gun. So I say to the man of steel, dude what's up? He say's to me listen sailor,I got one chance to take out the Spears sisters. I'm not gonna miss this time.
Vanessa Anne Hudgens pulled her land Rover into the parking lot. She exited the vehicle and went through the door or the dry cleaners. As She entered she bumped into Brittney Spears causing her to spill the contents of her purse. Vanessa quickly stuped to help her pick up the items. She reached for the last item and as she handed it to her she read the words "Welcome to Seneca" on the front of the post card. She handed it to Brittney with an apologetic smile and continued on her way. Upon entering the store, her attention was drawn to a large, white cage that housed 4 colorful Parakeets. Being a lover of birds, she walked over to the cage and cooed sweetly "Hey Pretty birds, aren't you such pretty birds!" She was about to put her finger through the cage when she was startled by a gruff voice behind her.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you!"
She turned to see a short, round balding man who was wearing a black t-shirt with the words "Master Chief" emblazonned across the front. Vanessa gave a soft laugh and then asked "Why not?"
" Because those Parakeets are rabid" the man replied.
Vanessa found this news incredulous, but then wondered if the man was teasing her. Not wanting to find out the hard way, she heeded his advice and moved away from the cage.
"How can I help you?" The Master Chief was now all business.
"Oh yes" Vanessa suddenly remembered her reason for being there "I got cheesecake on my dress and need to have it dry cleaned" she replied.
The Master Chief handed her a form "No problem" he said, "Just fill this out".
As Vanessa filled out the form there was suddenly a loud rucus outside. Master Chief crossed the store to peer out the large window "Now I have seen everything! Will you look at this!" Vanessa couldn't believe she was looking at a huge trailer that was filled with a flock of very noisey mules." Vanessa thought this was a sight in itself but then a tall, dark, handsome man entered the store. Not so unusual, but this man was wearing a Superman Costume and carrying an M16 assault rifle. As she took this in an audible gasp escaped her lips.
Superman was quick to assure them that the rifle was not loaded and they needn't be alarmed. " I just didn't want to leave it in the cab of the truck. The door locks are broken" he explained. Suddenly finding her voice Vanessa asked "Are those your mules?"
" yes, they are" Superman nodded.
"Wow, there sure are a lot of them".
" 18 of them to be exact. Unfortunately they are all poisonus!"
The Master Chief snorted in disbelief "Poisonous mules? I never heard of such a thing!"
Superman heard the doubt in the Master Chief's tone and said "I assure you, they really are poisonous. They are a very rare breed that have been brought here from the far Northern part of Africa. I cannot divulge anything more than this as I am on a secret government mission."
Vanessa looked at Superman enthralled with his story and then it seemed that shw was suddenly aware of who he was "Aren't you Clark Kent?" she asked in amazement and wonder.
"Yes, I am" came the reply from Superman. "And aren't you Vanessa Anne Hudgens?"
" I am" she spoke the words softly and a little shyly.
And the two stared into each others eyes and for the first time in her life Vanessa Anne Hudgens understood what it meant to be in love "At First Sight".
I went to the store to buy some Cheesecake and I saw Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Master Chief talking to each other. I waved Hi and left to drive in the creepy woods. As i was driving there i saw 4 Rabid Parakeets just staring at me. 18 Poisonous Mules (or at least they looked poisonous...) came and started to attack my Land Rover! At least i brought my M-16 Assault Riffle with me. So I stared to shoot them one by one and once they were all dead I drove off as fast as i could. I finally got in to the city. I got out of my car and saw a Welcome to Senegal Postcard on the ground (like that mattered even though it was litter) I saw a Movie Theater so i decided to go see a movie. As i went in i was Superman (or someone dressed as him) and Brittney Spears go in a movie together. I thought this was one of the most strangest days in my life.