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Question: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father- 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said-
'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, slightly shocked, then smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'


Answers: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father- 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said-
'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, slightly shocked, then smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

hahahaha! I have tears in my eyes... great joke! I totally needed that laugh... LOL!! :)

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lol

tsf

hilarious!!!!!!!

lol this is great! have a star...

gud

That was great laugh . Thanks onion Lol

lol....this is very funny!!!
i am emailin this to all mi friends!!!
email me if u have any other ones!!!!

LOL!

lmao...star.

ROTFLOLLMAO!!!!

IM PRINTIN THIS OUT!

rofl!! here's a star! :) (hope my friends wont get too annoyed of this joke :P)

hahahahaha, that was really hilarious 4 a perverted joke
*star

ew

but funny :) star for you!!

Fantastic!!! A star for u



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