Practile pranks (soz for the typo)?!
Question: ok what are some really good pranks that will help me get revange. it has to be 5th grade-6th cause im still in 5th any way, what are some good ones?
Answers: ok what are some really good pranks that will help me get revange. it has to be 5th grade-6th cause im still in 5th any way, what are some good ones?
Go to a bank and inquire how much is required to make five
International Money Orders of two dollars each addressed to
the Embassy of Iran? Do this on a cold winter day wearing thin gloves, scarf wrapped around jaw, and floppy hat. When
inside a bank don't touch anything with skin, drop any trash, or provide personal identification. Just say, "Its a question I need to know an answer to." Once told answer then depart.
Later same day walk to another bank with the needed money and a few dollars more to pay cash for five small international money orders of $2 each addressed to, "Embassy of Iran". Do not identify yourself and if asked why say, "It is for some
other person because that is the truth." Asking for this bank service is not a crime. If anybody seems curious tell them, "This is a business transaction and if customer can't find customer satisfaction there there are other banks who will want to serve customer." Don't chit-chat. Get the money exchange done and walk out.
Go to the public library next.
It will have a book at reference desk that provides public all Washington D.C. foreign embassy addresses. Find five embassies of nations nearest Iran and take home their mail addresses. You'll be sending each one of the IMO's. Include no letter or other explanation. Make sure every thing you've touched is wiped with soft rag to remove your fingerprint oil traces. Consider using metal tweezers instead of hands to 'handle' things that need to be put in various places but only after you've wiped the metal clean with alcohol damp rag. Seal the envelope without licking - use tap water damp rag. Use #2 pencil to block print mail address on envelope. Add the First Class Postage making sure your fingerprints are not on sticky side or upon envelope where stamp is to be laid. Do not lick rear of stamp - use tap water damp rag if wetness is required to make stamp sticky.
Now is the best part of prank :
Use #2 pencil to block print name of person(s) this prank is
intended for and home town. Add nothing else to envelope.
It can be traced by the post mark every stamp is touched by
in mailing so dropping it into the mailing system should be
far as possible from your own residence. It is possible the
Washington D.C. Postmaster may surrender custody of the mail for routine U.S. Government inspection looking for spy
stuff. The IMO within each envelope isn't spy stuff but it is
odd and will be entered into official record along with the
name found as 'sender(s)'. Likewise, at each Embassy,
before IMO is transfered to Embassy of Iran somewhere on the planet (It is not in the USA), official records will be made,
and lots of people will start talking about who sent the IMO's.
This is when the spy stuff might start.
It will come off Internet probably looking for sender(s). They'll (?) have spy-devices and will want to use Internet to get into private computers to see who the sender(s) are, what they are interested in, and lots more spy stuff. Because most USA citizens have protection from commercial spy stuff the
mail-related Internet bug attempts probably won't do more than register on pc security programs as failed attempts. But, if they(?) do any of that then the spies of USA will probably learn about it and also write new things into sender records; possibly even wonder why foreign spies have gone fishing at hometown of sender(s).
When Embassy of Iran gets that mail it will try to mail a polite... 'Thank you' ... to USA hometown of sender(s). Won't that raise an eyebrow or two? The record(s) get bigger, adds more spies to do spy stuff, and FBI might start asking questions with anyone who might know Iran mail reciever(s) to learn more about why Embassy of Iran has said, "Thank you".
It isn't normal mail. It isn't illegal. It makes people think weird thoughts.
And shortly after that whoever my reader is mad at will soon
find that somehow there is poo on their shoe because lots
of folks think they've sent money to Iran. It isn't illegal. It is
strange, though, so people around the planet will eyeball
the Iran connection(s) for years. Thinking weird thoughts.
If reader has not left any clues then the only reason official contact might occur will come after any truth spills out of your
mouth. This prank only works if you NEVER talk about it.
Otherwise, expect visit from US Government and spies; lots of spies. All thinking weird thoughts.
the classic whoopi cushion
also there's a website where you can buy odd stuff
its called prankplace.com