Her Splintered Crotch?!
Question: A lady from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good
view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top,
she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many
splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest
doctor.
He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room and he
would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the
doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
The unperturbed doctor replied, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
Answers: A lady from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good
view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top,
she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many
splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest
doctor.
He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room and he
would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the
doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
The unperturbed doctor replied, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
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wow, so funny... lol :-)
take a star
Oh my ohmy thats good.
10/10 very funny,lol
Hehehe sure an ecological issue
GR8....
I Started laughing at the title & did not stop!!
ROTFLMHineyO!!!
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hahahaha!!
good one!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
excellent lmao star for u x
Sad but true!..:)
hahahaha very good
a witch could have removed the `spells` .lol
o gosh
:-*
funny tho
hav a star
hehehe, so you need a permit to remove a splinter, pmsl hun
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You really deserve a GOLD STAR for that one! lol.
Very funny thanks.
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Lol Honey how true!!here have a star.xxxxx
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hey, the wordings are superb. a very good un. a star.