I'm "Stupid" Signs?!
Question: Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way
you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would
be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you
moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many
boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the
dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope — talked 'em into giving up.
Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a
guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright
Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into
this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all
right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks
at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire goes flat?" I couldn't resist. Said, "Nope. I
was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's
your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house
and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house; he gets
out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's
hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
Answers: Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way
you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would
be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you
moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many
boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the
dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope — talked 'em into giving up.
Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a
guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright
Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into
this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all
right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks
at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire goes flat?" I couldn't resist. Said, "Nope. I
was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's
your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house
and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house; he gets
out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's
hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Hey, someones got to be stupid and it may as well be the other person. X
loved your one about the flat tyre....Brilliant
hahaha
The second case is brilliant!!! xD
It's exactly what I would say xD xD xD
Here's 10 stars!!! **********
(In your face, ChaRiaLer!)
like m .lol
i know some people who should wear them signs!!
you are so right about that
nice one, very funny.
hehe funny.
as for reposting jokes in here,there is an utillity that lets all know if something has been posted before,but only runs in the tittle section,not in the main text,yahoo are you listening....
so if the tittle is different the poster has no idea if something been posted before.I post lokes from my inbox,the fact that they in my inbox does not make them mine!!!!
Mine are only very few that I actually made.If a joke is on soneones in box,it has a good chance of been in many other peoples in boxes,it makes me mad when I see replies like......this was one of mine,or.....I posted this a month ago.........so???? what do you want,a share of the profits....
Those are classics lmao!
I like 'em all... here's a star. In ur face, ChaRiaLer.
hahahaha dude thats funny. sounds like stand-up comedy =)
I alway say make me a sign & then read it to me!!
Swear I'm not blond!!
LOL!!!
:)
I liked all of them, but my favorite was the one about the "sharks", I loved it! lol.
Mechelle, way to go girl, that's telling him off. Just an opinion, will that make him a member of the p*ss/neck tr*be?
haha hey Bill Engvall jokes!! way to try and look like youve made them up. btw, ive heard him tell all those to an audience. nice try though.
Excellent. Thanks for sharing. lol
Hahaha, good joke :)
Lol Honey I'm past the nice area these little nasties are really getting me down,Hey but lets just bypass them and have a laugh,thanks for the laugh,here have a star.xxx
I love it. These jerks who report people over nothing gripe all of us.
A star for you. Keep up the good cheer.
Plagiarizing someone else material is a crime (if you didn't know - HERE'S YOUR SIGN). This has been done by Bill Enval already.