Montana Ghost Story?!
Question: A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the
supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in
ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well that's a good start,” says the professor, “Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That's really good,” continues the professor, “I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
15 students raise their hands.
“That's a great response,” remarks the impressed professor, “has anyone here
ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?” asks the professor.
One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished.
He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the
podium.
The professor asks, “Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.”
The student replies, “Ghost?!?” Dang, I thought you said ‘goats.’
Answers: A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the
supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in
ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well that's a good start,” says the professor, “Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That's really good,” continues the professor, “I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
15 students raise their hands.
“That's a great response,” remarks the impressed professor, “has anyone here
ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?” asks the professor.
One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished.
He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the
podium.
The professor asks, “Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.”
The student replies, “Ghost?!?” Dang, I thought you said ‘goats.’
did he bleat a quick retreat.lol
interesting theory
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Hehehe - Interesting turn
Hi,
Sometimes if we listen or say wrongly, the whole storey will be changed. like this storey i find it quite " fun " indeed.
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It's brilliant, and I give you the biggest star! *
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*Here is a star!*
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahaha
10/10 very funny, lol
hehe funny
PMSL!!!!!!!!! 10/10
Just another one of them/their redneck good ol' boys. Funny too! lol.
Very interesting.
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best 1 here today probably
lol....goes to show he wasnt payign attention to his professor!
weirdo guy :|
ewww lol
Lol Honey I'm sorry but when I read ghost I ran,here have a star.xxxx