Has anyone heard about the 3 scientists studying elephant waste? (Semi-dirty, bu!
Question: So these 3 scientists wanted to see how much waste an elephant produced in a year. They catch an elephant and cork him good and tight. 9 months later, they realize that someone has to take the cork out (duh). What would they ever do? Finally, they decide to catch a monkey and train it. They build a giant glass elephant, fill it with bananas, and make it so that a banana pops out every time the monkey pulls the cork. The big day comes. They station a scientist at the site, one a mile back, and one a mile behind him. The scientist furthest away hears a loud boom, and before he knows it he is covered in the goo. He digs himself out and goes to help the next guy. Between them, they get the 2nd one extricated, and go to help the 1st, worried sick about what they will find. From a quarter-mile away, though, they hear an odd laughing sound, and after they dig him out, he cannot stop laughing uncontrollably for a good 15 minutes. They fear for his sanity, and finally . . .(more)
Answers: So these 3 scientists wanted to see how much waste an elephant produced in a year. They catch an elephant and cork him good and tight. 9 months later, they realize that someone has to take the cork out (duh). What would they ever do? Finally, they decide to catch a monkey and train it. They build a giant glass elephant, fill it with bananas, and make it so that a banana pops out every time the monkey pulls the cork. The big day comes. They station a scientist at the site, one a mile back, and one a mile behind him. The scientist furthest away hears a loud boom, and before he knows it he is covered in the goo. He digs himself out and goes to help the next guy. Between them, they get the 2nd one extricated, and go to help the 1st, worried sick about what they will find. From a quarter-mile away, though, they hear an odd laughing sound, and after they dig him out, he cannot stop laughing uncontrollably for a good 15 minutes. They fear for his sanity, and finally . . .(more)
I heard this one with a diffrent ending: When they asked him why he was laughing he answers you should have see the monkey trying to put the cork back in.
nope, nothing yet.
All I can think of is the song...."Yes, there are no more bananas, no more bananas today...
i can imagine the monkey's disappointment its pretty funny once u really think about it
haha I like the jokeeee :)
That is funny.
i dont get it...
LOL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!