Read this joke!!!?!
Question: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
Answers: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
That totally took me a second.
BUT IT WAS HILARIOUS. KUDOS TO YOU! :DDD
6.5 (out of 10)
"Nine ...." that's fine.
"Eight..." please wait.
"Seven..." you prepare for heaven.
"Six..." you are fix.
"Five...." Don't sigh.
"Four...." still few moments more.
"Three..." you'll be free.
"Two..." nothing to do.
"One..." hopes are none.
"........." and that man saw the doctor collapse to death.
Jullie, please allow me add this.
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=o heez dead!
That was really a funny punch line and going to pass it on in fwds. but not as an original I made up. thanks for the hearty laugh.
ahaha. at first i didnt get it. then i read the other people's comments and im like, haha thats funny.
lol
XD thats funny lol
but sad too XD
I heard that one somewhere before. I love it..
oh shoot I just got that lol.
that was hilarious
haha!!awesome!!took a sec to realize whats goin on!stars 4 yu!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what does lol mean anyways?
Ha Ha. My grandmother told me tat one the first time I'd heard it and she has a thick souther accent. so it kinda sounded funnier especially when she started countin' down. She says nine funny.
Eight...
Lol that's funny :)
You should be a stand up comedian!!
:P
10 out of 10.
huh? i dont get it..
I've heard this joke before; at that time, I was laughing unstoppably.