Joke??????!
Question: Have you heard the joke about the pencil? Nevermind, what's the point...
Answers: Have you heard the joke about the pencil? Nevermind, what's the point...
SHARP answer!!! lol
haha. cute.
ehehe.. [sigh].... no....
not that funny?
yeah i have heard that before..... but good one!
corny
I get the point, but I have no lead in mine !!!
What if it was a new pencil and not sharpened???
Yeah I have....cute!
LMAOO
corny but cute.
You led us into that!
LOL...i have 1 for u...
Free ride ..
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the
airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes,"
replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you
and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be
free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed,
the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a
sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my
wife fell out."