Three blondes and a genie lamp?!


Question: Three blondes were walking down the beach when they stumbled upon a genies lamp. They all rub it at the same time, and then the genie pops out and says, "Since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish." The blondes got so excited and started to think about what they wanted to wish for.
The first blonde says, "I wish to be 25% smarter." The genie says, "Let it be done." POOF! And she turned into a redhead.
The second blonde says, "I wish to be 50% smarter." The genie says, "Let it be done." POOF! And she turned into a brunette.
The third blonde says, "You, two, are dumb. I wish to be 100% smarter." The genie says, "Let it be done." POOF! And she turned into a man. :)


Answers: Three blondes were walking down the beach when they stumbled upon a genies lamp. They all rub it at the same time, and then the genie pops out and says, "Since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish." The blondes got so excited and started to think about what they wanted to wish for.
The first blonde says, "I wish to be 25% smarter." The genie says, "Let it be done." POOF! And she turned into a redhead.
The second blonde says, "I wish to be 50% smarter." The genie says, "Let it be done." POOF! And she turned into a brunette.
The third blonde says, "You, two, are dumb. I wish to be 100% smarter." The genie says, "Let it be done." POOF! And she turned into a man. :)

jeeze people, relax - they guy's not trying to be rude, its a silly joke :P

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  • UGH!
    Please dont discriminate against woman

    Teehee. :3

    Now hurry! RUn away before the feminists come! D:

    hahaha i hope no chicks get offended cuz that wus funny!

    I thought this was going to be sexual in nature. you dissapoint me Stewie.

    ROFLOLOLOLOLLOOL


    haha dats funnie

    jack a**

    HAHAHAHAHA.
    NO.
    Men are dumb.
    Sometimes.
    Certain ones.

    not funny at all!!!

    that was great, best joke

    you keep telling yourself that !!!
    oh yea buddy I'm blonde and i sure aint dumb
    two words for you : honour roll

    That's not really a question...

    and you gave us the answer to your non-question...

    u wish guys were smart

    lol, girls just chill

    lol a man wow
    amazing...

    So you are saying to be 100% smart you have to be a man?

    sweet

    haha
    a man being smarter hahaha

    That was so sexist if it was different you would have gotten a star

    I think you turned this joke around a little. The blondes were men. It goes the other way around.

    LOL!!!!

    She should have said that she wanted to be 200% smarter. Then she'd be a pretty girl like me. =D

    Ha Ha that is funny girls. It's funny that the genie got it all wrong the term dumb blond is really offending to some (although most dumb blond jokes are funny) but that really offends girls. No duh the guys think it's funny.

    im not blonde but that was stupid

    lol ...FUNNY but actually it would be negative 100% smarter LOL

    nice one stars

    it is better the way where it is three blonde men and the third turns into a girl. it was still funny.

    Dude, thats freakin hilarious!



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