The fly.....................?!
Question: There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.
A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fy dropped 6 inches I'd get it!"
A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I'd get it!"
A hunter thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the fish, and I'll shoot the bear!"
A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I'll steal the cheese off his sandwich!"
A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese, and I'll get that mouse!"
Suddenly it all happened,
The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear get the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!!
The Moral Of This Story Is ...
Every time time a fly drops 6 inches, a ***** gets wet
Answers: There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.
A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fy dropped 6 inches I'd get it!"
A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I'd get it!"
A hunter thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the fish, and I'll shoot the bear!"
A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I'll steal the cheese off his sandwich!"
A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese, and I'll get that mouse!"
Suddenly it all happened,
The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear get the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!!
The Moral Of This Story Is ...
Every time time a fly drops 6 inches, a ***** gets wet
took me awile to understand it, but when i did, i couldnt stop laughing
have a star...priceless.
That was kick-***, well worth a star.
OMG HAHAHAAAAA
that's funny
Funny! 10!
hahahhahahaha! Here's a star! :D ?
absolutely hilarious!!!
I'm still laughing. Thanks. I had to write this over 3 times. May I copy?
ahha tahts funny but what gets wet. the cat? whats the *****
I didn't get the point
Ha! Oh god. I knew there was going to be some perverted twist. It's funny.
you have made my day>>>>
hahahahaha
that was hilarious
10/10
Lol
I'm Blushing!
Nessie. x
roflmao