Unfaithful Wifes?!
Question: Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under
our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't
mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both
his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under
our bed."
Answers: Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under
our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't
mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both
his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under
our bed."
lol...have a star...
ha ha that made me laugh have a star =)
Good one. Still horse'n around, huh? :)
wait he found my wire cutter's!?!
and my wrench!?!
and my jockey!?!
hahaha
Cute.
A biker had gotten into the habit of calling his girlfriend "mother of six" because they had six kids. She was really getting tired of it, and finally one night she'd had enough. They were at the bar and at closing time he yelled across the bar "Hey, mother of six, you ready to leave?" She yelled back "Anytime you are, father of four."
save the tools,get a tool chest,,when you get a complete set,dump the wife,make the jockey into a lawn ornament on hood ornament
Lovin it!
Another brilliant joke
Paddy is dying, very sad says "Megan, I must admit, I once had sex with your sister"
Megan replies "I once had sex with Manchester United Foot ball team"
That was FUNNIE!!
LOL!!
:)
He must have been blonde.
Well can I have my tools back now?
lol very good you can have a star!!!
That was sooooo good! lol.
lol
lol your still on form
lol very funny
haha!! what a dumb@ss!!!
laughed really loud!!
loved it!!
starred!!
Haha, silly joke
Have a star
Lol now that was good,thanks for the laugh,and have a star,xxxx
hahaha brill