Help! Am Stuck?!


Question: A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.

The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side.

Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts.

"But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams.

"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"

She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over.

"What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks.

"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck".

"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."


Answers: A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.

The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side.

Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts.

"But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams.

"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"

She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over.

"What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks.

"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck".

"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."

PMSL!! I think we have a new best joke of the day.

ahhahahaha star 4 you aagin.

haha, that's good

You are so bad.....

Very funny

welll ...r u playin a game or smmthin?

Very funny ha ha ha

hahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha

stupid lady

this is way toooooooo funny

ha! ha! you really outdone yourself that time.. thats funny.. thanx again

funny

lol lmao very good

I almost fell off my chair! LMAO!!!

hahaha!!!!!!!

funny!!

lol like it

That would have been one **LUCKY** Hubby!!! LOL!

lol

nice one, lol

funny

Very good thanks

You get a gold star for that one! lol.

omg talk about a bucket pmsfl

OMG! Thats so messed up but funny!

This is one of your best!

haha suppose that would be a bit hard,one two three......puuuuuuuull !!!!

Lol Honey never go naked,them truckers will not help you out,here have a star,and thanks for the laugh.xxxx



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