Mother Nature?!


Question: Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.

"Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"

Then POOF! .. she was gone!

After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?"

Henry yells back "I'm over here in the p*ssy willows."

Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"


Answers: Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.

"Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"

Then POOF! .. she was gone!

After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?"

Henry yells back "I'm over here in the p*ssy willows."

Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"

Dang!! My tummy hurts right now from too much laughing!

You're the best.

haha thank you for the laugh i needed that.

YES!!!!!

Very good thank. Great joke.

lol.lol

Brilliant!!!

Must forward that to all my mates.

LOL!

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thats funny, haven't heard that one before.

thank you i needed that especially after the "worlds greatest comedian"..a star for you

ha ha ha ...funny

damn.. that's hilarious.. the world needs more of these.. thank you.. ^_^

ROFL!
that made me spray coffee outta my nose!
have 5 stars

lmao very good

PMSL! 10/10

Oh my gosh that was so funny.

Yeah, don't swing. lol.

pmsfl i better not do that cos i luuuuuuuuv me willow lmao

Well I hope he didnt swing!

I like this one!!
One of your bests!
Have a star :)

hehehe funny 1

Lol Honey you made me laugh so much,I'll have to go to emerecany unit right now,here have a star.
And thanks for that laugh.xxx



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