Camel Love?!


Question: A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do,we have the camel." The Captain said "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

Answers: A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do,we have the camel." The Captain said "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
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    • hahaha very good brilliant.
    haha very good ****
    haha lol!! =D
    i heard this one but whit a horse to cross the river and at the other side there were females and it was the same.
    Your best one today LMAO!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , THAT WAS TOO FUNNY OMG

    LOL
    It must have been quite a small legion, to have only one camel for all the soldiers to ride into town.
    hahaha oops...now he tells me lol
    that would give me the hump
    ha ha ha funny
    thanks for a laugh
    10/10
    lol.
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

    That is so funny! Still laughing as i type my answer!

    You should really be on the stage Mechelle, or write a joke book!!
    lol omg funny
    well i never.lol
    I have heard this joke before, but it is worth retelling. I prefer llamas myself.
    Good one! lol.
    pmsl i aint signing up there
    Ewwwww! I'm never gonna look at a camel the same way!
    haha ha
    Lol Honey what a fool,here have a star.xxx

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