Mummy why have i only got one?!
Question: A little boy runs up to his mom.
'Mommy, am I deformed?' he asks.
'No,' replies Mom, 'Of course not. Why do you ask?'
'Because I only have one weewee,' says the boy.
'Honey, men only have one weewee,' says Mom.
'But Daddy has two!' exclaims the boy.
'Hah, no, Daddy only has one. Believe me, I know,' says Mom.
'Nuh uh,' says the boy, 'Daddy has 2. A regular one he goes peepee with, and a great big one he brushes the babysitter's teeth with.'
Answers: A little boy runs up to his mom.
'Mommy, am I deformed?' he asks.
'No,' replies Mom, 'Of course not. Why do you ask?'
'Because I only have one weewee,' says the boy.
'Honey, men only have one weewee,' says Mom.
'But Daddy has two!' exclaims the boy.
'Hah, no, Daddy only has one. Believe me, I know,' says Mom.
'Nuh uh,' says the boy, 'Daddy has 2. A regular one he goes peepee with, and a great big one he brushes the babysitter's teeth with.'
lol very good you can have a star!!!
Ha! ha! ha! naughty....Excellent joke.....
omg thats a funny one... i liked it lol thanks for making me laugh x
dirty person... a chick wif a gay guys mind...
OK, wait until your dad comes home, and ask him where he got the second.
hahahahhahahah!...teri bhen di!!!!
LOL That was good
Funny! 100!
naughty but nice had a good laugh thanks
i dont get it. someone explain it me pls
weeeeeeeee are most amused.lol
Ha Ha Ha.....
haha
LOL!!! That was a smart one!! U made my day, pal! ^__^
OMG
LOL
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Great, Cheers for laugh, enjoy your day.
hahaha good1
funny hehehe
lucky babysitter lol!!!
Hahahahaha!
great one.
Ha Ha! Brilliant!
Brilliant............loved this one
nice
ha ha ha naughty! LOL
hahaha
LOVE IT!!! You should change your name to: "mechelle the DIRTY joke fairy" or "mechelle the NAUGHTY joke fairy"!! LOL!!!!!
Loved it! lol.
OMG! I'd kill the babysitter!