Whats your best clean joke?!
Question: Keep it clean if you can... lol
Answers: Keep it clean if you can... lol
Why doesn't Bill go down on Hillary? He hates Bush!
A duck goes into a bar and up to the bartender and asks "hey bartender, got any grapes?" and the bartender says "no...I don't have any grapes"
So the next day the duck goes back into the bar and asks "hey bartended, got any grapes?" and the bartender says "no!"
So the next day the duck goes into the bar and asks "hey, got any grapes?" At this the bartender grabs the duck around the neck and says " Look you little duck, every day you come in here and ask me if I have any grapes...well I DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES! iF YOU ASK ME THAT AGAIN, i'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR LITTLE WEBBED FEET TO THE WOODEN FLOOR! GOT IT?"
So the next day the duck goes into the bar and goes up to the bartender and asks "hey bartender, got any nails?"
and the bartender says "no, no I don't have any nails"
and the duck goes..."GOT ANY GRAPES?"
ImPossible hehe
:p
Heck is where people go that don't believe in gosh.
a man had 3 daughters the first daughter was named rose she asked
"daddy how did i get my name?"
"when u were little a rose fell on ur head"
then his second daughter asking
"where did u get my name?"
"when you were little a daisy fell on your head"
in the background u hear here yelling the father yells
"SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!"
u no thats funny jk