Wow, mister is that yer car (please star if you like)?!
Question: A man in a new plush Cadillac is stopped at a red light in a small town when a boy on a bicycle stops next to him, sticks his head in the window & says, "Wow, mister this sure is a fine car!" The man says, "Shove off kid your getting on my nerves" & with that the light changes to green & he speeds off.
In a minute or so he looks in his rear view mirror & sees the kid on the bike coming up from behind at a high speed. The kid speeds past the Cadillac & up the road a short distance before turning & speeds back toward the Cadillac passing in the other direction. The man looks to see that his odometer is reading 60 mph just before he looks in his rear view mirror & sees the kid coming up from behind again. This time there is a loud BANG! & the kid is sprawled out on the trunk lid of the car. The man stops his car, jumps out, runs to the back of the car and says, "Hey kid, are you allright?" The kid replies, "Yeah, I'm fine, but do you mind unhooking my suspender off yer rearview mirror?
Answers: A man in a new plush Cadillac is stopped at a red light in a small town when a boy on a bicycle stops next to him, sticks his head in the window & says, "Wow, mister this sure is a fine car!" The man says, "Shove off kid your getting on my nerves" & with that the light changes to green & he speeds off.
In a minute or so he looks in his rear view mirror & sees the kid on the bike coming up from behind at a high speed. The kid speeds past the Cadillac & up the road a short distance before turning & speeds back toward the Cadillac passing in the other direction. The man looks to see that his odometer is reading 60 mph just before he looks in his rear view mirror & sees the kid coming up from behind again. This time there is a loud BANG! & the kid is sprawled out on the trunk lid of the car. The man stops his car, jumps out, runs to the back of the car and says, "Hey kid, are you allright?" The kid replies, "Yeah, I'm fine, but do you mind unhooking my suspender off yer rearview mirror?
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hahaha, funny
Brightened up my day of maths courswork
um, not so much... 4/10.
Wow that was a lot of reading and a bad punch line, sorry
hahaha
hahahaha.....good adventure for the kid....oppsss...i mean sorry for the kid....hhahahahaha
I can't get over it....soo funny!