Good eve to you me Duckies!! A salesman,tired of his job,gives it up to become a!
Question: later a friend asks him how he likes it."Well,he replies."The pay is good and the hours aren't bad,but what I like the best is the customer is always wrong."
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A woman finds her house has been robbed,so she calls the police and demands they send a police car immedaiatly.The dispatcher trlls her that the only car near her home is a canine car.She yells,"I don't care just send him over!"The car stops by,but the woman sees the officer get out of the car with huis Alsatian,she wails,"Just my luck!My house gets robbed and they send me a blind policeman!"
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A police officer stops a woman driver and asks for her licence.He reads it and says,"Lady,it says here that you should be wearing glasses."The woman answers,"I have contacts."I don't care who you know!"says the officer."You're getting a ticket!"
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There me Duckies enjoy,and pls no nasties,if you like star pls,but I'm not begging you.
Love you all.xxxxxx
Answers: later a friend asks him how he likes it."Well,he replies."The pay is good and the hours aren't bad,but what I like the best is the customer is always wrong."
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A woman finds her house has been robbed,so she calls the police and demands they send a police car immedaiatly.The dispatcher trlls her that the only car near her home is a canine car.She yells,"I don't care just send him over!"The car stops by,but the woman sees the officer get out of the car with huis Alsatian,she wails,"Just my luck!My house gets robbed and they send me a blind policeman!"
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A police officer stops a woman driver and asks for her licence.He reads it and says,"Lady,it says here that you should be wearing glasses."The woman answers,"I have contacts."I don't care who you know!"says the officer."You're getting a ticket!"
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There me Duckies enjoy,and pls no nasties,if you like star pls,but I'm not begging you.
Love you all.xxxxxx
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You never fail to delight me. A star for you.
I liked those ones, made me giggle, XXX
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great ones Wonderstar so 10/10.!!!
I'm glad to be back lady.!!!
Cheers.!!!
The first one is absolutely brilliant!!!
PS. I can totally understand the poor guy... xD
Here's a star for your Wonderstar! :)
Thank you for making me smile and yes I did give you a star, give someone what they haven't got, a smile, thanks again.
I'm glad to see that you're feeling better. I liked it! I'd never be nastie to you. I love you to much! Have a wonderfull evening!
those are great. i like the last one hte best!
giggle giggle me duckie !
very good
lolzz
like m.lol
Again top jokes from the awesome wonderstar
made a great start to my morning, not long got up here in freezing scotland.
star on its way.
love em all
pretty good
have a star