Im not a pheasant plucker, a pheasant pluckers mate. Im only plucking pheasants !

Question: Try saying that when you're drunk.

Answers: Try saying that when you're drunk.

Im not the sheet slitter, but the sheet slitters son, but Ill slit sheet until the sheet slitter comes.

Very good one!!Have a star!

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

I can't say it sober!

That's awesome. So is the slitted sheet one. Both of those could end up R rated when drunk.

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