The newly weds - funny or not?!
Question: A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon.
When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
"Well, darling," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language...stuff I'd never heard before...really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come and get me and take me home...PLEASE MOTHER!"
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.
"But, Darling," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME AND GET ME, PLEASE!"
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset...tell mother the 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother...words like DUST...WASH....IRON...COOK..."
Answers: A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon.
When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
"Well, darling," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language...stuff I'd never heard before...really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come and get me and take me home...PLEASE MOTHER!"
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.
"But, Darling," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME AND GET ME, PLEASE!"
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset...tell mother the 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother...words like DUST...WASH....IRON...COOK..."
are you trying to tell us something here lol
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Very funny
Funny!!!
yh its funny
haha i thought that was funny those really are horrible words
lol :)
now that gets a star.....very good.....
cute.
funny.
Well done have a star for all your effort.
still not funny
hahahahaha, niiice
really funny lol
HAHAHA............VERY FUNNY!!!
LMAO!!! sounds like me!
Oh yeah! lol.
hahaha poor gurl !!!
lol
Oh Those are the WORST 4 letter words I know!!!!
ROTFLMHineyO !!!! :)
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brilliant hun, pmsl
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Good one!
love it .lol
hehehehe loved that one lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
I do the work in my house funny phew just left iron on x