The sleeping pills - funny or not?!
Question: An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
Answers: An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Not a very clever man, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
10 best joke so far
lol
Eh so so
yeh that wo a gud 'un, best so far
funny
LMAO!!! cute!
my mom told me this joke...
Funny! lol.
hahaha dumboooo! lol
rofl. lol
I love a good Blond joke...
......I can relate!!!
LOL :)
very good
hehhe, thats blondes for ya, pmsl
star time
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lol.lol.
hahahahaha
10/10
fantastic joke rose...star 4u
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
nice joke keep that one thanks
ehh. i didnt actually laugh, but i almost smiled
...clever, but didn't even make me smile. sorry.
not even a smile on this one
eh..