The dead dog - funny or not?!


Question: One morning, Kevin wakes up to find his dog dead, lying next to his bed.

He can't quite believe it, so decides to take him to the vet.

The Vet takes one look at the dog and says: "Kevin, I'm truly sorry, but your dog is dead..."

"Nooo. He can't be dead. I demand a second opinion!" replies Kevin.

The doctor nods and agrees. He goes into the back room and brings out a cat. The cat jumps all over the dog, bites it, looks at the vet and says: "Meoowwww"

The vet again says, "I'm sorry but your dog is truly dead."

Kevin says, "No!, I don't believe it, I want another opinion."

The vet nods and brings out a Labrador Retriever, which then begins to jump all over the dead dog, tugging at it before barking: "Woof roof woof"

The vet says, "Sir, your dog is dead. That will be 400 dollars."

"$400 to tell me my dog is dead?" asks Kevin.

"Well," the vet replies, "I charge 50 dollars, the cat scan is 200 and the lab test is 150 dollars..."


Answers: One morning, Kevin wakes up to find his dog dead, lying next to his bed.

He can't quite believe it, so decides to take him to the vet.

The Vet takes one look at the dog and says: "Kevin, I'm truly sorry, but your dog is dead..."

"Nooo. He can't be dead. I demand a second opinion!" replies Kevin.

The doctor nods and agrees. He goes into the back room and brings out a cat. The cat jumps all over the dog, bites it, looks at the vet and says: "Meoowwww"

The vet again says, "I'm sorry but your dog is truly dead."

Kevin says, "No!, I don't believe it, I want another opinion."

The vet nods and brings out a Labrador Retriever, which then begins to jump all over the dead dog, tugging at it before barking: "Woof roof woof"

The vet says, "Sir, your dog is dead. That will be 400 dollars."

"$400 to tell me my dog is dead?" asks Kevin.

"Well," the vet replies, "I charge 50 dollars, the cat scan is 200 and the lab test is 150 dollars..."

My Dog is dead?!?!?!




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For the slow ones that don't get it.... look at my name and the name of the main person in this joke. Get it now?

lol:))))

haha! nice one!

ha

heh,it's not bad...made me smile a little - not the best joke i've ever heard though...

groan

clever. but not humorous.

funny

lol pretty funny joke.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

10

lol, pretty old but still good; *starred*

heard it before but still funny. star for u

hmm i dont get it...

Funny. Feel bad for the dog.

baaaad!

It works, but not enough to make me laugh.

It's funny, but also not funny...

sigh... why do people laugh at this??

i didnt even smile...
not funny..

clever

LOL!!!

Vet very funny!!!

it would have been funnier if you said it was a wiener dog and a pussycat

funny

funny and stupid

Good one! lol.

lolol woofffff!

lmao

FUNNIE FUNNIE!!!! :)

ROTFL

very good



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