Blonde at a interview - funny or not?!
Question: A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh .. 22!".
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?".
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!".
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!".
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!", replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' ".
Answers: A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh .. 22!".
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?".
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!".
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!".
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!", replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' ".
poor blonde hehe good one
Rambling Rose you're a very special lady,
This joke really is just so funny well done you!!
Thank you for sharing it :)
Yeh that is funny, though a bit of an anti-climax lmao =P
Brilliant
ahahha very funny :)
Top joke ... Well done
That's the funniest blonde joke I've heared for a LONG time.Good 'un 10/10.
Very good. I must agree with the prodigal son. Thank you for brightening up my dreary day!
it is quite funny lol
Haha not bad
wait what!?
i'm so stupid, explain please hahaa
100
omg u got talent if you wrote this ill never stop laughing lol 1-10 i rate it a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000...
i would have laughed harder if she remembered her age by remembering she gave 11 BJs a year every 2 years
hahahabrill brill brill
You get a blonde star! lol.
lol
This is great!! Thanks for the laugh !!
LOL!!! :)
you are amazing!!! lol i love all of these they make my day every time i read them
hehehe, another excellent one hun, pmsl
star time
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happy new year.lol
pmsl...very good.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Not....sorry.
Not very funney from a blondes point of veiw.