$20.00 joke. Enjoy!?!
Question: ~TWENTY DOLLARS~
On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter. In
his highly aroused state, her husband readily
agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more
than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.
Arriving home around noonone day, she was
surprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer
was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, and
therefore, they
were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totalling
nearly$1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they
were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that
for the more than
three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied
and these were the
results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
I'd had any idea what you
were doing, I would have given you all my
business!"
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut.
Answers: ~TWENTY DOLLARS~
On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter. In
his highly aroused state, her husband readily
agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more
than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.
Arriving home around noonone day, she was
surprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer
was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, and
therefore, they
were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totalling
nearly$1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they
were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that
for the more than
three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied
and these were the
results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
I'd had any idea what you
were doing, I would have given you all my
business!"
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut.
Gay gaggles of gregarious geese! I giggled!!!
Wow, this is a long joke......not really funny though
an avatar of monica lewinsky??? wow, havent heard her mentioned in forever.
hahaha :(
i dont get it? that's not funny.
touche'
and I'm a man.
That's cute...lol....My family will think it's hilarious - Thanks! :)
hahahahaha.....very funny
well worth a star
umm.. thats not funny.. but maybe cos im english..
the merry widow.lol
I thought it was funny!
Funny
I liked it.
I don't get it
exactly men never know when to keep their mouths shut
Whatever!
Is it a joke or a man-hater spite?
Hahahaha, very funny.....................NOT!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! that was great!!! keep em coming!!
the twist at the end cought me off guard!!!
LOL
very funnie indeed dont listen to the grouchies!! :)
I like it
Made me smirk!
Made me laugh, thanks!
hahaha
LOL! 10/10!!
thats y the missus has been makin me pay her lately!!
good but struggled to laugh at it sorry
Cute...an 'expensive' one, however...!!!
lol