Why does everyone make jokes about chuck norris?!
Question: LOl chuck norris is funny and whoever answers my question and adds the funnies chuck norris joke gets 10 points.
btw ive herd tones of jokes
Answers: LOl chuck norris is funny and whoever answers my question and adds the funnies chuck norris joke gets 10 points.
btw ive herd tones of jokes
because chuck norris owns!!!
chuck norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries!
yes
because its funny
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before bed.
Chuck Norris is so badassss he lost his virginity before his father did.
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
His tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because he solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Once, a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.
Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in predator, commando, the terminator. You must choose the governator." God tells him not good enough and sends Arnold to hell. God turns to Chuck Norris and say "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck quickly proceeds to roundhouse kick God in the face and say "*****, your in my seat."
Chuck Norris was suppose to have a twin brother but he did not survive chucks nine months practice of floating rondhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris has had thousands of lovers, but none of them ever satisfied Chuck Norris. He realized that the only person who could ever satisfy Chuck Norris...was Chuck Norris.