If you think any of these are funny give me a star...?!
Question: Three women walk into a building...
...you think one of them would have seen it.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree...
....coz it was dead.
What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
...Swimming truncks
Why do elephants never forget?
...Because nobody tells them anything
What is green and goes up?
'sniff'
"Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 51 seconds"
"I'll be with you in a minute."
Answers: Three women walk into a building...
...you think one of them would have seen it.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree...
....coz it was dead.
What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
...Swimming truncks
Why do elephants never forget?
...Because nobody tells them anything
What is green and goes up?
'sniff'
"Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die in 51 seconds"
"I'll be with you in a minute."
I laughed. Thank you, here is one for you:
What is green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree onto your head it will kill you?
A pool table!
oh mate seriously get a life!!!!!!
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lol..funnyyyyyyyy
* very funny*my favourite is the first one!
sorry no...not funny...so no star..
old but good babes heres ur star
the doctor one got me...
^_^
NOT BAD................................"a woman walked into a bar and said OUCH".
ok not bad
EXCELLENT!!!
I wanna give you 100 stars but I can't so here's a sweet star '*' and one interesting star!!!
i didn't laugh
are you 9 or 10, or just not awake yet ???
I DONT GET IT
sorry...no star for you...none of those are funny!
lol
the check is in the mail err this won't hurt a bit???
lol.lol
i heard the first one all of them were dumb cept the last one so ONE star
why did the baby cross the road?
CAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN!
What is green, and goes 180 miles per hour?
A FROG IN A BLENDER!
What's black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A ZEBRA WITH A POLE THROUGH IT HEAD!
My math teacher {JOSEPH RUGGERI} told me these.
love the first one!
lol. the first and the last on is funny!****
its the way you tell 'em.....................not