Peverted Jokes Im bored!?!?!?!


Question: Or any joke Im super bored I didnt get any Homework but when I dont im bored but I hate homework WEIRD. So can you entertain me with some jokes. Im 13 but I dont care clean or dirty


Answers: Or any joke Im super bored I didnt get any Homework but when I dont im bored but I hate homework WEIRD. So can you entertain me with some jokes. Im 13 but I dont care clean or dirty

don't ask for dirty jokes here because
the "self appointed" text police will
"report it"


cheers
(??RfD??)

two blondes locked the keys in the car and
are trying to open the car door with a twisted up
coat hanger and one says to the other hurry up
it's starting to rain and the top is down

haha

lmao at richard >?<

thair was this sparrow flying south for the winter when in mid flight me froze! and fell to the ground in a pasture, frozen solid!
pretty soon this cow comes along,and poops on this little bird,well the poop is all warm, and thaws the sparrow out,well the bird comes to life, and starts singing, real loud,soon after that this farm cat comes along,digs the bird out of the pile,and eats him.
well the marrow of the story is!it's not your enemies who poop on you, and not your friends, who dig you out of the poop,but when your warm and happy you should keep your big mouth shut.

y would u want dirty jokes anyway

Yep it's the same for me..here are some blonde jokes for your entertainment:


Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?

Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

Q:Why do blonds smile during thunder storms?

A:They think they are getting their picture taken.
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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,


"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head stranded in the woods. The brunette goes away and comes back with a deer.
Blonde: How did you get the deer?
Brunette: I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and BOOM! I shot a deer.
The red-head goes away and later she comes back with a bear.
Blonde: How did you get that bear?
Brunette: I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and BOOM! I shot a bear.
The Blonde goes away and later she comes back looking like she just got in a fight.
Brunette: What happened to you?
Blonde: I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and BOOM!
I got hit by a train!!
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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'

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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that:

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to "make up" her mind.

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

she sent a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

she tripped over a cordless phone.



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