I will Survive!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
> > When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
> > But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
> > grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
> > But there you are, another lie,
> > I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
> > I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
> > Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
> >
> > Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
> > Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
> > Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
> > Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
> >
> > [Chorus]
> >
> > I will survive! I will survive!
> > Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> > My sex life's gonna thrive!
> > I will always have good sex,
> > With a handful of latex!
> > I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
> >
> > It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
> > little weiner standing tall and proud!
> > But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
> > saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
> >
> > [Chorus]
> >
> > I will survive! I will survive!
> > Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> > My sex life's gonna thrive!
> > I will always have good sex,
> > With a handful of latex!
> > I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Answers: At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
> > When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
> > But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
> > grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
> > But there you are, another lie,
> > I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
> > I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
> > Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
> >
> > Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
> > Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
> > Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
> > Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
> >
> > [Chorus]
> >
> > I will survive! I will survive!
> > Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> > My sex life's gonna thrive!
> > I will always have good sex,
> > With a handful of latex!
> > I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
> >
> > It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
> > little weiner standing tall and proud!
> > But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
> > saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
> >
> > [Chorus]
> >
> > I will survive! I will survive!
> > Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> > My sex life's gonna thrive!
> > I will always have good sex,
> > With a handful of latex!
> > I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
O i love that song lol. I rember one time i went to the exibition and there was this electronic thing were its puts your head on an animated body and my sister my mom and my little brother did it so on the screen you could see my little brother laughing his head off there were dancing to that song! It was so funny and my little brotherwas the lead dancer so he would do the funny stuff. It was also funny because everytime my brother heres it on the radio or wereever he will start dancing like a girl! lol!
lol
Nice song but what's the question exactly?
lol...very interesting!!!
that was insanely stupid
lol i give it 10/10 or 4/12
LOL
very well written whoever thought it up has a talent for it
thats for sure v.funny 10/10
hahahaha cute, more props if it was an original, less if you just copied that.
thanks for sharing
rofl
L0VE IT I L0VE IT I LOVE IT!!!
lol