Lol Me Duckies is there any one that want's to cheer me tonight? I feel so d!
Question: knock me over with a feather.xxxx
Answers: knock me over with a feather.xxxx
I LOVE YOU!!!
how about a hug ?
Went for a walk today my boyfriend fell over today and slid down a rather muddy hill. I'm still chuckling about it now.
well george bush is out of office in about a year. does that help?
I could use the feather to tickle you with instead.
SUPERCALIFRAGICALISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you?
A stick!
put your fav cd on, strip down to your underwear and dance in a full length mirror. it always make me feel better. its caled ego trippin.
awwww me duckie!go read some jokes and have a nice hot bath,then dance with your hands above your head to your fav music and thing of.....Greece !
An Athiest was out walking in he woods when he heard a noise, he started running when he saw a Huge Grisly bear start lumbering towards him.
He ran down the hill, and the bear gave chase - seeming to go faster than he was. Over the treetrunks - the bear was faster than him. Along the side of the river, he was trying to find a way accross when he fell. Scrambling to his feat he turned to see the bears claws outstretched and about to take a swipe at him......." O GOD "he cried....
Everything stopped - the river stopped, the bear stopped - time itself stopped.
A blinding light opened up above him and a booming voice said "Now do you believe in me?"
The guy spoke up and said " It would be hypocritical for me, after telling everyone you dont exist, and convincing my friends you dont exist- to now start becomming a Christian and praising you....... So could you make the bear a christian instead ?
............"Very Well" said the booming voice.............
The river started again, time continued and the man saw the bear stop, then crouch down in prayer..........
The bear then said -
" For the food you have given oh lord I am truly grateful "
Awwwwwwwwwwwww email me sweety, tell me your problems xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Have a laugh on me.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh sh*t, it's Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you d*ckhead.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ***
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
I can offer a hug and a warm smile...
And I can listen to you... :)
same here, must be the end of all festivities,everyone gone away and life resumes.but.....remember you don't have to wear a silly paper hat for a whole year.
(((((((((((HUG))))))))))
heres a big hug
During a Sex Education class, the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."
The next day she says to little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?"
Johnny says, "Seventy-three."
The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness... uh... very good, John, very good...."
She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?"
Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl."
Johnny yells, "Seventy-four!"
just gab any leather clad leather joy toy boy.. and off you go to that litlle Island in Greece.. ENJOY BABY!!!!