Bra Shopping for a man?!
Question: A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what the types were.
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"<
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
Answers: A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what the types were.
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"<
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
I like the sheepdog type best.ROUNDS THEM UP AND POINTS THEM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION..
lol
its funny
AJ
hahaha thats a good one.
hehe thats soo nt funny
Lmao!!!!
Brilliant!!! lmao xx
You are silly.
Hilarious and so damn true!!!
hahaha brilliant.
That"s like the priest who went out to invite people to come to his church he stops at a house and a little boy tells him his dog has just given birth to a litter of catholic puppies. Well the priest goes and sees the newborn puppies and goes on his way. A couple of weeks later he invites another priest to go door knocking with him, he decides to show him the catholic puppies. They go to the house and ask the little boy may we see your catholic puppies? The little boys says I don't have any catholic puppies but I do have some Baptist puppies. The priest is confused so he goes to see the puppies and they are the same puppies. He ask the little boy how come these are Baptist puppies two weeks ago you said they were catholic? Well says the little boy that was before their eyes were opened.
Too funny. : )
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lol my wifes the salvation one pmsl
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......i must be catholic!
like it .lol
pmsl...funny